2) I can hold a pretty good conversation about entropy, the laws of thermodynamics, and the tendencies of systems toward equilibrium. It won't be RIGHT, but it'll be more entertaining than any other conversation you've had about the conservation of energy in a long, long time.
3) I used to play a rogue just for the backstab modifiers. This was back when it was still fun to play D&D. Thanks a lot, WotC.
4) I look like a million bucks these days. I know it must be true, because not only are the usual suspects being more effusive, I have received appreciative comments from several men - and a few women - who have no vested interest in getting into my pants. Just tonight a perfect stranger witnessed my coquetting for my companion, and felt compelled to say my new jeans fit very, very well indeed.
5) I know how to make shit. Wedding cakes. Corsets. Cozies for... umm... BOBs. Buttered turnips. Dioramas of the Nile River Valley. Good radio.
6) I am not afraid of spiders or most insects. Except centipedes, but really. Those aren't even insects. They are some kind of nightmare made flesh.
7) I don't own any pantyhose anymore. Only stockings with garters.
8) I am not a snob. I am discerning, yes, about coffee and liquor and music and fashion and books and movies and scores of other things, but I am not a snob. I just have standards.
9) I always find fantastic places to eat when I travel.
10) I play the goddamn stand-up bass in a motherfucking ROCKABILLY band.
Ok, ok. Yes, you ARE awesomer than me.
ReplyDeletep.s. I just bought some parsnips but I don't know what to do with them. Any suggestions?
Peel them, cube them, toss them with olive oil, seasalt, black pepper, and garlic powder. Roast them at 400 until they're golden. Eat them with chicken.
ReplyDeleteI don't know how to cook chicken.
ReplyDeleteBut thanks! :)